Ellie or Elias, All pronouns. Bisexual. Transmasc. Demiromantic. Age 18. I love musicals. "Throw it back boy queen pussy boss" "A baby trapped in a Milf's body" Matching icons with @meatsouuuuup icon by @natalex-arts
first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go
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THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY
making up characters is so fun because you can be like “this is johnson he came from my mind” and all your friends will go “yippe!!! horray!!! we love johnson!!!”
very unfortunate but hilarious side effect of calling the example oc johnson in this post is now people are saying this in the tags
we also like OC's called Dick, John Thomas, Willy, Wang, Schlong...
“don’t let it bother u” baby i’m gonna be bothered by this for the next 10 years
I always say pride month instead of happy pride month because if it was a happy pride month joanne rowling would be dead
today’s our last chance
great point. there’s still time
I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!
Two words: Raw eggs.
?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe
Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on
*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.
MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.
Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.
Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.
Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom
wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???
Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?
“Well it’s not just mainstream music, aren’t ALL songs about sex and relationships if you really think about it—“ Absolutely the fuck not. I just listened to a song about being buried alive and one about pirates battling a giant squid. Listen to more weird music immediately
“aren’t ALL songs about sex and relationships if you really think about it?”
Hmmm, I might just be interpreting the song incorrectly, but I don’t think the crew of the Billy O'Tea were so determined to catch that whale because they wanted to fuck it.
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making up characters is so fun because you can be like “this is johnson he came from my mind” and all your friends will go “yippe!!! horray!!! we love johnson!!!”
very unfortunate but hilarious side effect of calling the example oc johnson in this post is now people are saying this in the tags
we also like OC's called Dick, John Thomas, Willy, Wang, Schlong...
